apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Welp...herpes.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
