do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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