I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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