And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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