What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
