I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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