if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
There are leaves in my underwear?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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