it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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