Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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