God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
