some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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