The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Randomize
