It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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