from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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