I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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