just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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