just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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