everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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