im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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