do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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