Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I need water and some morals
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