In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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