i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
