it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
