You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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