My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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