I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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