make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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