i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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