on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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