Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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