these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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