I'm gonna have a badass scar
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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