Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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