I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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