He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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