Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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