is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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