So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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