Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So vagazzling was a success
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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