We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
