i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
it glows. i had to have it.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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