Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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