He told me they were just razor bumps!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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