yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
