Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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