He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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