Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
NoShamevember. You game?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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