office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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