At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
