EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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