who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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