At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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