im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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