obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
