About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Randomize
