is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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