sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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